
Two Bad Tourists
Greece, Italy & Spain Gay Group Cruise
- Dates
- October 4, 2026 – October 11, 2026
- Destination
- Mediterranean
- Ship
- Scarlet Lady
- Price
- $1,600 USD
Compare upcoming LGBTQ+ cruises, explore Mediterranean’s standout ports, and plan unforgettable days ashore.
Know before you go
Sail between historic ports, island stops, beaches, and late-night cities on some of the directory’s most port-rich routes. Travelers who want a high variety of ports, history, food, beaches, and nightlife—and do not mind balancing late nights with active sightseeing days.
April–June and September–October for milder sightseeing; summer is hotter. Port intensive; summer can be hot and crowded. Compare the weather and daylight for your exact dates rather than trusting a season to do all the planning.
Western Mediterranean, Greek Isles, Adriatic, and Eastern Mediterranean routes are distinct trips. Current gay listings include large ships, small luxury vessels, yachts, and expedition-style programs.
Study port hours and terminal distance before booking excursions; some headline cities require long transfers. Shoulder months can make touring more comfortable, while ship size affects which islands and harbors are accessible.
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